Finger Jockey

A hand model!

I'm a hand model mama, a Finger Jockey. We don't think the same!

by fjock January 28, 2014

chef's finger

When a guy marinates his finger in vagina juice for lube then proceeds to stick it up his ass to milk the prostate.

That pushy was just too loose I had to give myself a chef's finger to finish off.

by PGC137 February 12, 2022

Lynch fingers

Someone who anything they touch is utterly f**ked.

“Who fucked the catadyne?” “It was f**cking lynch fingers that propane headed fuck.”

by Jimbo10101 April 8, 2022

Sleep-fingering

The act of pleasuring your female partner while both are sleeping and neither having any knowledge of what’s going on.

Steve knew he had a history of sleepwalking, but never did he imagine he’d experience what happened today. During an afternoon nap with his girlfriend Steve was awoke to sleep-fingering her.

by JT1523 December 22, 2017

mom finger

the snapping point to permit any further inconveniences

my mom uses the mom finger quite often.

by momfingers March 2, 2022

thin-finger

Verb: the act of dextrously typing without error.

Also, Noun: the agile tool of human history, useful for a variety of precise tasks.

Verb: I thin-fingered the hell out of those market orders; 120 days and counting with no misplaced digits.

Noun: I'm gonna give this qwerty phone the ole thin-finger, Mavis Beacon-style.

by art vandallay September 19, 2016

bonus finger

The finger you slip into a woman's ass while eating her pussy.

Lukas: Did you like that?

Helen: Hell yes! That bonus finger really put me over the top.

by The Shocker 4U June 9, 2014