by Barbielikeshermilk January 7, 2017
Get the Big countrymug. The best sport EVER EXISTED. By running Cross Country a human will transcend pass the normal human state and become undefeatable in life. In order to survive the practices and meets, you need to absolutely believe in your coach because he/she has been through this kind of practice and is now a metahuman. However, once you survive a few seasons of Cross Country, you will start to transcend like your coach and captain have experienced before you. What are you waiting for? Join Cross Country and start making your life better right NOW!
A: "Why does Kurtis never fail in anything he does?"
B: "He coaches Cross Country and he was a varsity Cross Country runner."
A: "Oh really? Where can I sign up for Cross Country? I need that in my life RIGHT NOW!!!!"
B: "He coaches Cross Country and he was a varsity Cross Country runner."
A: "Oh really? Where can I sign up for Cross Country? I need that in my life RIGHT NOW!!!!"
by feelsDepressed November 4, 2017
Get the Cross Countrymug. by Dr. Cletus August 17, 2022
Get the Country Lovingmug. A time of night when everyone has had one too many drinks and the mood shifts to country. The remainder of the people at the party started singing and dancing to country music for the final part of the party.
by long_john_joe September 16, 2020
Get the Country Hourmug. When you slirp cum (that isn't yours) out of a vagina, spit it in her ear and sick it out of the other ear. Repeat this motion 12 times to complete 1 Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.
Oh my god did you see Kelly at the bar last night? I would literally give her the Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.
by Igloo City March 13, 2022
Get the Back-Country Kentucky Orbitmug. Person 1: Hey did you listen to the Trace Atkins ep? Oh and the new Old Dominion singles. Also did you hear that Jon Pardi is releasing Tequila Little Time as a single?
Person 2: stfu stop being such a country nerd
Person 2: stfu stop being such a country nerd
by broskita December 19, 2020
Get the Country Nerdmug. A person or child who goes on their phone or drifts from life. Gives their mind an ultrasound and believes in a stronger life inside of them while playing video games, shopping, going on social media, roblox, or minecraft. Country fritters enjoy pickled onions, chicken fingers, potato chips, and milk.
by pow3rup^ January 29, 2022
Get the Country Frittermug.