Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas

An untraditional Christmas song written by Crow T. Robot of the television show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in 1991. The biggest of geeks sing this song annually.

Joel: "You wrote a Christmas song?"
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."

by TKFTGuillotine June 26, 2017

After Christmas Zombie March

Those people still aimlessly wandering around the malls who were told several months back they "needed to get their Christmas shopping done". But someone failed to tell them ... "it's over, stop, go home, get a life"!

After Christmas Zombie March

by AKajunGurl January 3, 2010

light it up like a christmas tree

Phrase commonly used in the military for blowing the hell out of an enemy position. Plenty of bombs, missles, bullets etc.

They need to go into North Korea and light it up like a christmas tree.

by Kevin February 12, 2007

Lit up like a Christmas tree

Being shot a lot in just a few seconds

Person one: *getting shot at in the gulag* Jeez I’m getting lit up like a Christmas tree!

by War zone boi December 2, 2020

All I Want For Christmas Is You

A 1994 song by Mariah Carey that achieved to become the biggest christmas classic in the world while being released 40 years after the era where all the christmas classics were released. It was written and produced by Mariah Carey and her collaborator Walter Afanasieff and incorporates a sample of ‘Santa Claus Is Coming To Town’ by Haven Gillesbie. It’s also the only christmas song history to reach number 1 in the United States and will probably become the longest running number 1 song in the USA in the next few years. It has been proven that it helps cows producing two times more milk.

Tramp : I hate All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey
beautiful person : shut up it’s the greatest christmas classic in the world now go stream the remix with Jermain Dupri and Bow Bow

by sayyoullneverletmego February 20, 2022

Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head

When you thought something would be good anyway but it turned out to be even better

That new film was like Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head.

by WileyWeasel13 December 31, 2020

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years

Mess with someone’s head

I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years”

by MidnightThoughts March 30, 2020