Cheeseball

Someone, usually a male around his teenage years who pretends to be funny. He uses mostly slapstick humor (usually involving the removal of his own clothing or the putting on of woman's clothing), corny old jokes or in general just acts like a three year old.

As a former cheeseball myself I can attest that most cheeseballs use this humor to try to get cheap laughs out of people in hope that they will like them more. 99% of the time the cheeseball just looks like a jackass however that 1% the cheeseball miraculously goes about making friends.

"Look at me Lila I'm a Viking!" as this particular cheeseball blocks the path of his girlfriend in an aisle while wearing Viking horns.

"I can speak bird - 'meow, meow'" - said as someone points at a pidgeon in a park.

Guy A: Wow you like men
Guy B: No you like men
Guy A: No she likes men (pointing at a girl)
Guy B: Haha girls like men! (Both in this case were cheeseballs)

by zachKorner February 24, 2008

cheeseaphobia

fear of cheese.... death by cheese.....cheese will attack you...cheese will stop you up.....lactose intollerant people have this

Hey Amanda i didn't think that you would go near that pizza with your cheeseaphobia.

by Josh December 16, 2003

cheese in the cactus

Having unprotected sex with a loose woman.

"Don't go putting cheese in the cactus."
or
"Oh dude, she's a skank ho! You didn't put your cheese in the cactus did you?"

by solarno August 6, 2008

cheese queef

Alternative to douchebag. An annoying, stupid person that garners more attention than they are worth.

Also, a queef that results in cheesy discharge.

"Look at that douchebag over there thinking he's so cool on his heelies...He's no douchebag, that's a cheese queef!"

by schloops March 10, 2009

Cheese and pickle sandwich

A British institution. The cheese and pickle sandwich which consists of bread of your choice, cheddar cheese and Branston's pickle. Truly magnificent!

I'll have a cheese and pickle sandwich please.

by Capt Mainwaring May 9, 2011

cheeking

The art of placing one's ass cheeks on items which belong to others, in order to taint them. Often done as a prank and a photo is usually taken for evidence.

Did you hear Bill was cheeking all of Mike's stuff? Here, I got pictures to prove it.

Wow, Bill is hilarious.

by MerwinsWarf August 27, 2019

scrottage cheese

A build up of sour cheesy substances around the scrotal area caused by a reluctance/failure to scrub the nut-sack regularly.

"Wash your balls son! Your scrottage cheese is stinking the house out!"

by smeg man September 3, 2009