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fair burn

The sunburn you get when you spend all day at your local fair. The difference between a fair burn and a regular sunburn is the light, unburnt band on your wrist from where you got that wristband that entitles you to unlimited rides. It could be from a watch or an extra-wide bracelet, but we all know it's not. You got that sunburn out at the fair, screaming the loudest on all the rides, shoving the most elephant ear and cotton candy down your gullet, and altogether raising more hell than anyone else there. And you loved every goddamn second of it.
I spent all day at the fair today, and when I got home and looked in the mirror, I discovered I had a fair burn.
by gtx480burnedmyhousedown August 22, 2011
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Freezer burn

a "burn" that has slightly colder undertones.
Person 1: Dude, you suck so hard at sports
Person 2 (Athletically self-conscious): oh...eh eh...yeah
Person 3: Freezer Burnnnnnnnn!
by Coldra September 14, 2011
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Oldschool Burn

oldschool burn is a term referring to a classic cut-down, or a cliche that is directed towards a particular person to show a superiority over said person.
by TreNT S. August 6, 2005
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pillow burn

To lightly brush a pillow against ones skin, in a quick manner so as to cause a burning sensation. Where the pillow was brushed.
by Eggar VonWolfhousen May 14, 2007
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prison burn

A roll up cigarette with little tobacco in like would be smoked in prison where it is in short supply.
"Ant got much bacca left"
"Fuck it jus roll us a prison burn"
by Mr O.J King November 8, 2007
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Carpet burn

When a man is being spooned by a woman and the man farts on the woman's vagina, making it feel all warm and toasty.
The female equivalent of a hot richard.
I spooned the DJ after the party and he gave me such a ferocious carpet burn. My vagina was sweltering after it.
by MC Stin November 2, 2012
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burn victim

1. The member in a group of friends that has made the "healthy choice" and decided not to smoke and/or drink. This decision leads to him/her not having fun and having to deal with everyone elses shit
1. ben- "what do you mean! dude you havta smoke this shit...you dont wanna be the burn victim do you?" Lee- "oh damn...pass that shit!!!"
by Benny Beeeee December 24, 2007
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