An insult so spectacular it transcends the realm of what would generally be classified as a burn and cuts deeper and more effectively into the self esteem of its object. The exclamation of "chemical burn!" is usually offered by a third party following a particularly vicious or clever dis, characterizing it as such. Chemical burns produce the metaphorical equivalent of extensive tissue damage.
IMHO, the dopest chemical burn in the movie The Love Guru is when Guru Pitka goes: "I like your hat. I used to have a hat like that once...then my mom got a job!"
by clarkharveyhour February 26, 2011
Get the chemical burn mug.The sunburn you get when you spend all day at your local fair. The difference between a fair burn and a regular sunburn is the light, unburnt band on your wrist from where you got that wristband that entitles you to unlimited rides. It could be from a watch or an extra-wide bracelet, but we all know it's not. You got that sunburn out at the fair, screaming the loudest on all the rides, shoving the most elephant ear and cotton candy down your gullet, and altogether raising more hell than anyone else there. And you loved every goddamn second of it.
I spent all day at the fair today, and when I got home and looked in the mirror, I discovered I had a fair burn.
by gtx480burnedmyhousedown August 22, 2011
Get the fair burn mug.Person 1: Dude, you suck so hard at sports
Person 2 (Athletically self-conscious): oh...eh eh...yeah
Person 3: Freezer Burnnnnnnnn!
Person 2 (Athletically self-conscious): oh...eh eh...yeah
Person 3: Freezer Burnnnnnnnn!
by Coldra September 14, 2011
Get the Freezer burn mug.oldschool burn is a term referring to a classic cut-down, or a cliche that is directed towards a particular person to show a superiority over said person.
by TreNT S. August 6, 2005
Get the Oldschool Burn mug.To lightly brush a pillow against ones skin, in a quick manner so as to cause a burning sensation. Where the pillow was brushed.
by Eggar VonWolfhousen May 14, 2007
Get the pillow burn mug.A roll up cigarette with little tobacco in like would be smoked in prison where it is in short supply.
by Mr O.J King November 8, 2007
Get the prison burn mug.When a man is being spooned by a woman and the man farts on the woman's vagina, making it feel all warm and toasty.
The female equivalent of a hot richard.
The female equivalent of a hot richard.
I spooned the DJ after the party and he gave me such a ferocious carpet burn. My vagina was sweltering after it.
by MC Stin November 2, 2012
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