Any (usually) white American male that attempts, sometimes successfully, to convince everyone around them that they are not a bro, despite a certain and varying penchant for decidedly bro-like activities or beliefs; frequently using sexual experience to demand respect from one's friends, expressing a desire to fight others, an enjoyment and subsequent short-lived obsession with whatever mainstream rap song is currently "hot", open objectification of women, using ability and ever-readiness to drink heavily to assert dominance and respect within a social group, etc. are all telltale signs of a Closet Bro's true nature.
Note: Closet Bros know on some level what they are, and are afraid to admit, perhaps even to themselves, their bro-tendencies. They guard themselves against reality by vehemently proclaiming a hatred for bros; this only serves to aggravate the situation, making their bro-ness even more painfully obvious to their peers.
Note: Closet Bros know on some level what they are, and are afraid to admit, perhaps even to themselves, their bro-tendencies. They guard themselves against reality by vehemently proclaiming a hatred for bros; this only serves to aggravate the situation, making their bro-ness even more painfully obvious to their peers.
Example One
Mike: Hey man, I heard you were hanging out with Vanessa. How's that going?
Kyle: Dude, I hit it and quit it. That bitch don't mean sh-
Mike: Closet Bro! You!
Example Two
Dave: So Kyle was giving me a ride home, right? And we're sitting at a stoplight, when all of a sudden he turns on the radio and starts blasting a T Pain song. I just opened my door and got out.
Paul: I always kind of suspected that guy was a bro.
Mike: Hey man, I heard you were hanging out with Vanessa. How's that going?
Kyle: Dude, I hit it and quit it. That bitch don't mean sh-
Mike: Closet Bro! You!
Example Two
Dave: So Kyle was giving me a ride home, right? And we're sitting at a stoplight, when all of a sudden he turns on the radio and starts blasting a T Pain song. I just opened my door and got out.
Paul: I always kind of suspected that guy was a bro.
by Pharg March 10, 2009
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to part take in an inherently homosexual act, or to display homosexual tendencies or behaviors with a person of the same sex.
applies mostly to macho, heterosexual males and excludes intentional, playful displays of homosexual behavior; should be used in sentences in second and/or third person (you and he/she/it, respectively); and is best when used in a narrative or observation.
to part take in an inherently homosexual act, or to display homosexual tendencies or behaviors with a person of the same sex.
applies mostly to macho, heterosexual males and excludes intentional, playful displays of homosexual behavior; should be used in sentences in second and/or third person (you and he/she/it, respectively); and is best when used in a narrative or observation.
at last night's party, jeff and mark were definitely bro-backing, as they slow danced together on the patio.
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dude, we totally saw you bro-backing with that guy at the bar last night.
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dude, we totally saw you bro-backing with that guy at the bar last night.
by mingkai April 19, 2008
Get the bro-back mug.A way to say apologize to a fellow Bro.Pronounced like the spanish Lo siento, meaning sorry. Sticks with the theme of using spanish, like bro favor. Used in place of "My B" and/or the word sorry.
Bro 1 : Bro! Are you wearing my visor?
Bro 2 : Yeah dawg! its so awesome!
Bro 1 : Can you take it off bro favor? Id like to wear it
Bro 2 : Yeah no prob man, bro siento.
Bro 2 : Yeah dawg! its so awesome!
Bro 1 : Can you take it off bro favor? Id like to wear it
Bro 2 : Yeah no prob man, bro siento.
by Cmezz331 September 26, 2009
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