Happy screams

It’s like

Happy screams - I’m just gonna lend you my mom’s cosmo

by Goodsemeriten213 June 24, 2022

happy stressmass

wishing someone a happy stressmass is recognition that chrismas is a very stressful time of year??

Instead of wishing Happy Christmas try Happy Stressmass for a different reply from your friends

by kermit999 December 25, 2009

happy vomit

1.) To be so happy you obnoxiously blurt out your overwhelming joy with others (typically on a subject no one cares about)
2.) To be so happy you overshare it to the point the miserable world around you wants to vomit when they see your disgustingly happy smile

1.) Jenny told me about her new boyfriend and happy vomitted all of her vacation photos
2.) After she shared the story of how he proposed I wanted to happy vomit up her happily ever after

by RS3LD November 6, 2017

Legally Happy

When an individual feels happy doing something legal.

Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.

by but for October 20, 2017

happy surgery

getting blindfolded, bent over and getting bum raped by 5 big black borollic dudes and your asshole shall be put in a casket and get surgery to get a new ass hole.

I had happy surgery, the doctors told me i need to be in a wheelchair.

by VenemousRabbit January 4, 2022

Ultra Happy

According to Hoshizora Miyuki: Happiness like something shining around you and making your heart warm.

"That story is so cool, Reading it made me Ultra Happy!"

by DdlcFanlol October 1, 2022

halfway happy

You're happy to hear a thing, but then you hear that thing is 3 months later, you're happy and at the same time you sad.

You can see that word from Stranger Things's Season 2.

Dad: You're gonna meet with Stranger Things Cast!

Boy: Oh God, I'm so happy !

Dad: But it's 3 months later.

Boy: Halfway happy.

by AustraL March 4, 2018