Invisible Boyfriend

The boyfriend that everybody hears about, but nobody sees. He has a wife, so he doesn't like to be known as your boyfriend by anyone other than you, but calls you his girlfriend. You are his secret lover.

My invisible boyfriend came over today, but he left before anyone came home.

by LadyA314 December 20, 2023

give your boyfriend a gift day

October 30th is National give your boyfriend a gift day. No matter what on this day you have to show your love and affection by getting your boyfriend a gift.

“OMG it’s national give your boyfriend a gift day I need to go get him a gift!”

by amayer October 18, 2023

Boyfriend Kisser

Courtney: Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!

Courtney: Gwen was such a boyfriend kisser!
Heather: I know right! She stole your boyfriend
Sierra: Where's Cody?

by ILoveMaltesers January 30, 2025

Boyfriend

Something you will never have cause you waiting for the real life Mitch Rapp to come along. Or the real life version of any Dylan O'Briens characters.

Friend, why u still single
Me,I'm waiting for Mitch rapp to become a real person. And my boyfriend

by Just a country girl July 17, 2022

Bender Boyfriend

1. a relationship that is formed by two individuals while on a bender (wild drinking spree) that lasts for 3 to 5 days.

“Wow. I really thought I liked that I met at the bar last weekend. But now I’m thinking he might have been my bender boyfriend.”

by tahoeCuTiE45 June 18, 2024

Boyfriend

GIRLS!!! LOOK HERE!!!

Something you don't need until high school!!!! They're a waste of time!!!

I don't need a boyfriend until high school, and neither do any of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by justadepressedteen<3 August 31, 2022

Armory boyfriend

The boyfriend that looks out for you best interest and is overprotective and possessive. Always wants to talk and know how you are doing. Will make you the happiest you’ve ever been.

He’s so caring he must be an armory boyfriend

by Alannatheduck November 13, 2021