blowjob 

a few happy moments when a man has 3 heads

Give me a blowjob baby, 3 heads are better than 2!

blowjob by stray_cat December 29, 2009

blowjob 

o choke a chick with your cock.
he sucks on that thing nice and hard until you cum all in her mouth.

"Damn Annie gave me such a good blowjob last night. I cummed all in her mouth and she swallowed!"

blowjob by Catie George December 17, 2008

Blowjob 

Something fat girls have to be good at.

Friend 1:"why do fat girls give such good blowjobs?"

Friend 2:"why? "

Friend 1:" because they have to. "

Blowjob by Houston... Problem. August 27, 2016

blowjob 

The only thing a girls should have to do and for a little fun mouth fuck the bitch too!

That girls tongue ring was amazing during that blowjob.

blowjob by DSHO October 3, 2007

Blowjob 

Sticking a Penis in a male/female's mouth and then squirting out cum.

Dave:Andrea, can you bend down and give me a blowjob?
Andrea:Oh yes Dave I dont mind at all.
Dave: Ok, can you start?
Andrea: Ok Dave,I started.
Dave: I'm already cumming, thank you Andrea!
Andrea: Your welcome!

Blowjob by I'm Horny,12 Foot Long Penis June 24, 2010

Monochrome Blowjob 

To get a blowjob from two girls. One wearing black lipstick and the other wearing white. After recieving the blowjobs,
the lipstick rubs off on the penis. It now looks monochrome; Black, White, and Grey

Dude1: Man i got a monochrome blowjob last night and i thought i was in an old picture.

Dude2: Shweet

Monochrome Blowjob by Halleeman June 19, 2009

blowjob 

What oneil does to guys

oneil gives khori a blowjob every night before he goes to bed

blowjob by Debowski February 26, 2009