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Bastard

Sulaimaan when he makes girls fall in love with him and then not give a donkeys toe when he destroys there life
Look at that bastard who stressed her out so much that she’s infertile now
by Shush6363 November 26, 2023
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Top Bastard

Someone who makes girls fall in love with them and then destroys their entire existence.
Did you see sulaimaan that “Top Bastard” make her infertile after the stress he caused

That guy has a “Top Bastard” condition
by Shush6363 November 26, 2023
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Movie Bastard

A Movie Bastard is a person who destroys any enjoyment to be found in a film via spoiling every single goddamn aspect of the story and characters.
Bob - “Woah! That kid is a weirdo!”

Sam - “No he’s not, he just sees dead people.”

Bob - “Fuck you Sam, you’re such a movie bastard!”

Same - “Ok.”
by Mystical Idiot December 2, 2023
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Cheeky bastard

When you find a guy that's so perfect you are sceptical of his every move and question every perfect thing he says and does, trying to uncover his faults...only to find out that you actually got what you fucking paid for!

Also known as Richard, a unicorn, my man.
There has to be something wrong with this guy, he seems too good to be true but I can't fault him... Cheeky bastard!
by Your good girl December 8, 2023
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dirty little bastard

A “Dirty little bastard” is a term used to describe someone who’s brave enough to do stupid shit. This term is used on the comedy show “South Park” often used by the character Jimbo Kern
by BobbotheThrasher December 31, 2022
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big head bastards

The most elite group of people in the universe.
Do you know the BHB group?: Yes , I love the big Head Bastards

Random person:They seem like such fun people
God:they are
by M vee November 3, 2019
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Kelly bastard

A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.
“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”

“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!

I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.

I’ll get you a water back in return”

“You f***ing Kelly bastard”
by Mrleeds November 22, 2021
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