Dead Seal Attack

You fall, full on limp, onto a group of people sitting on a couch and they have to push you off. Inspired by March of the Penguins.

Me: Don't you hate it when Steven dead seal attacks you?
Him: Yeah, we ended up pushing him to the floor. Jerk

by asksidnow June 7, 2010

Dunkadelic Rack-Attack

Is a basketball slang " catch phrase " used to describe a thunderous in your face dunk.

Kobe drives the lane and gives Shaq a " Dunkadelic Rack-Attack "that might be the play of the year.LeBron just posterized Damon Jones for a NBA " Dunkadelic Rack-Attack " highlight.

by Derrick E. Vaughan March 29, 2005

roll attack back

a woman(usually an 8thgrader) who has an extremely attractive butt that causes you to have a roll attack

rulon "dude look at lyndzi's ass"
james "oh shit"
rulon "what?"
james "ROLL ATTACK!!!"
rulon "haha shes got that roll attack back...it will getcha everytime"
james "damn i want more"

by shitlog June 22, 2007

when monkeys attack

Shows like Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, Montel Williams & Steve Wilko feature the dregs of the black community doing what comes naturally to primates.
Guests on these shows have sex with any warm body that falls on them, have interracial babies, cheat on their spouses and air their dirty laundry on TV.
When one of these sub humans gets offended they get their inner monkey on and attack!
They physically attack their spouse,their baby daddy, the girl/boy friend of their spouse or even the host.

I watched Steve Wilko today, they had a when monkeys attack episode.

by jsd9632 February 21, 2012

Big Mac Attack

When you're raped by a fast food employee

Carrie had a Big Mac Attack last week.
Holy shit bro!

by thisishorrible September 18, 2012

attack on titan is doodoo

when an overrated anime gains a little too much attention

Jimmy: tryna watch aot

Intellectual individual: attack on titan is doodoo. Lets watch some peak piece instead

Jimmy surprised by his friends extremely large intellect: Ok!

by Peak Piece Enthusiast February 1, 2022

Attack/helicopter

Attack/helicopter are the pronouns that are used by people who are gay and have a shit kink.

Person: yeah I actually don’t use she/her pronouns, my pronouns are they/them!

Bryan: Ew you use They/them pronouns well if that’s the case I use attack/helicopter. insert laugh of a transphobic bitch

by Web_.Bri(she/they) May 8, 2021