alex speak

Syntax that simps and little children when texting online. Common phrases include "yeo", "skull emoji", and cutting words in half with dashes.
"yeo cum here girl we finna do sum or wha-"
Man cut out that alex speak.
by DetrimentalMug October 08, 2020
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Alex Vause

The hottest woman alive. She is a character in Orange Is the New Black. She is tall, hot, and a lesbian. She likes to read and holy shit she looks hot while doing it. She has jet black hair and secretary glasses that make me go insane. You should definitly check her out.
Me: Damn Alex Vause is hot. I wish she was my wife
Friend: Agreed
by Sadietheoitnbobsessed January 12, 2023
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Alex Greenwald

I am convinced that the only other definition on this page was written by the devil himself (Alex Greenwald) because there is no way that anyone could think he is that cool. Now, here is the TRUE definition of Mr. Greenwald!

Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.

Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
George: "Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"

Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"

George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"

Bobby: "You're kidding?"

George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"
by theThingThatOnlyKillsVegans October 20, 2018
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Alex Weisman

A passionate lover
Someone who loves nature
An architect
Man, I wish I could be Alex Weisman when I grow up.
by Yankees99 April 19, 2021
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The Alex Drop

Originated from League of Legends where after a couple of losses in a row a player would start raging and drop an excessive amount of elo.
Guy 1: I just lost 300 elo...
Guy 2: Oh, you had "The Alex Drop" bro, better stop playing.
by Rogueaholic February 03, 2013
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Alex L

A stupid fucking bitch who I hate more than anyone else
Someone banned from cms.exe: man I really hate alex l
Random person: I hate him too
by POGGERSVHUN F November 04, 2020
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Alex Touron

Her eyes are are like the Milky Way. Her smile lights up the whole room. Her compliments make your day. When she say she loves you heart jumps out of your chest. She is perfect no matter what anybody say and even if they do say she is not perfect she is perfect to me. I love you Alex.
I love Alex Touron
by I love Alex June 30, 2014
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