a name short for alcohol, algae, arson, al dente, alfredo linguini, alonzo, aluminium and more.
a man with the name al is the horniest man of all. confessed to liking the taste of his boyfriend named Hyrum’s cum. not only does he vibe 24/7, he also tweets things like:
• “i love cake popping my pussy to cooking shows”
• “can transformers have boobs?”
• “take the couch, we still here”
• “ old man on crack bouta quarantine me more than the government”
(also lost his virginity in a church parking lost)
anyone named al is the best person ever, i recommend calling them right now and going and getting high in a field with them.
a man with the name al is the horniest man of all. confessed to liking the taste of his boyfriend named Hyrum’s cum. not only does he vibe 24/7, he also tweets things like:
• “i love cake popping my pussy to cooking shows”
• “can transformers have boobs?”
• “take the couch, we still here”
• “ old man on crack bouta quarantine me more than the government”
(also lost his virginity in a church parking lost)
anyone named al is the best person ever, i recommend calling them right now and going and getting high in a field with them.
Al: me and hyrum smoked in a fucking field and it was amazing
Max: HORNY MAN
Al: im gonna bury you straight up and down and make sure you are never found. i am not h o r n y. i am cool.
Max: HORNY MAN
Al: im gonna bury you straight up and down and make sure you are never found. i am not h o r n y. i am cool.
by catchmecrying April 12, 2020
Get the Almug. Laylah Al Najar is a beautiful sexy stunning 16 year old girl who is short, tan and has black hair and dark black eyes that shell look at you will and can see your soul from how black they are. She is smart and talented and has a insta priv that you should follow.
by its lulu bitch May 22, 2019
Get the Laylah Al Najarmug. The most feared terrorist in the Middle East of Melbourne. His arch-nemesis is Jim Watson, a VIC POL SOG Officer. He has an assistant, Francesco Shontelly. Al Shizaba is known for the attempted assassination of Geoff Collins, an Australian Government official, in 2019. The attempt failed because of an accidental discharge of Francesco Shontelly's weapon, which threw off Al Shizaba and alerted Jim Watson and the Victoria Police squad on the scene. Alex Ferguson, a Victoria Police Officer, was killed in the firefight between police and Al Shizaba's terrorist network. The fight ended when Francesco Shontelly accidentally detonated their explosive devices too early. It is unsure wether Al Shizaba is still alive.
by F.G. KOB June 1, 2022
Get the Al Shizabamug. When someone goes above and beyond any expected expectations towards an activity. After that they then continue until the goal has been met.
by bixnutz June 25, 2020
Get the Al+mug. by sylveeisbeter December 21, 2022
Get the alemug. canada dry ginger ale is a carbonated drink that is most popular in diet or zero sugar forms and is mostly used in alcoholic drinks to add
carbonation as it is often cheaper then getting a carbonation machine
carbonation as it is often cheaper then getting a carbonation machine
by octo the lawn tractor man June 23, 2022
Get the canada dry ginger alemug. Another of da assorted dudes (i.e., Will Power, John, Arthur Itis, Charlie Horse, Ben Gay, etc.) who frequently visit older folks.
Various "everyday" guys start hanging out with many aging folks as they get into their sixties, but when Al Seimers and Park Ensigns eventually begin dropping by, as well, it's time to resignedly admit dat you've officially "joined geezerdom".
by QuacksO May 31, 2020
Get the Al Seimersmug.