Astraven

A word used to refer to someone who means everything to you. It is often used in sentences where “perfection” doesn’t seem to do its justice. It can also be used to compare a person to the brightest star in the known universe.

-OMG you’re such an Astraven! I’m so thankful you exist.
-It was so dark before you emerged, so thank you for being an Astraven.
-I didn’t think anyone would mean something to me. But alas, you, Astraven, came out of nowhere!

by Schizozo August 15, 2022

Astraven

Can be used to express extreme gratitude towards someone who means the world to you. It’s specifically used when “perfection” isn’t enough.

-OMG you’re such an Astraven! Thank you for coming into my life.
-All I saw was darkness, but then you emerged and brought light. Thank you, Astraven.
-Astraven, Astraven, and more Astraven!
-I’d thank the stars above, but they won’t do you justice, so I’ll just call you “Astraven”.

by Schizozo August 16, 2022

australiashampoo

Someone who posts really weird videos on tiktok that are always on friends only

Hey look! Its australiashampoo, he barely ever posts publicly

by Australiashampoo August 17, 2022

Australia

How do Australians live upsidown? I want to know!

David: Did you see the massive spider on Twitch yesterday

Kallen: Heh, Only in Australia :)

by Wilbur_Soots_laugh August 17, 2022

Australian boomarang

When your jacking off and it shoots out hits an object and bounces back and hits your face.

Dude I was rubbing one out last night and I totally got Australian boomaranged!!

by Mr. Alignment August 20, 2022

Australian boomarang

When you're jacking off and it shoots out hits an object and hits you in the face.

Dude I was rubbing one out last night and I totally got Australian boomaranged!!

by Mr. Alignment August 20, 2022

Astrology

Astrology is bullshit. People who believe in Astrology have an IQ of approximately negative 100. Their IQ subceeds negative 100. If you, for some reason, don't know what Astrology is, it's basically when you decide someone's personality and the way they act from which month they're born and also the belief that the stars in the sky control your fate and life choices. Do you see how retarded that sounds? Read the example at the bottom.

TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: hEy, wHeN iS yOuR bIrThDaY?
Completely normal and smart person: uhhh, 26th of May?
TikTok Astrology Girl With Purple Hair: eEw, YoU'rE a GeMiNi ♊ yOu ArE a BaD pErSoN.
Completely normal and smart person: Excuse me? Are you braindead?

by TheSummitOG August 25, 2022