The art of defecating inside of a woman's vagina. only after death though, thats what makes it cold. sometimes one would proceed to have sexual intercourse in this situation.
Tracey was dead her boyfriend karl with a k was so desperate to poop he used her as a toilet, then proceeded to make love to her one last time. what karl did is known as an Alabama cold pocket.
by my names karl December 8, 2016
Get the alabama cold pocketmug. When you, your cousins, and all your uncle's,(they are all men) all finish in the mash taters and your sisters, your girl cousins, and your mom get pregnant. (The only twist here is that your sisters, cousins and your mom are all 5 years old.
Oh my Lord I can't wait to go to cousin Candace's birthday party, I heard they are gonna have an Alabama Family Reunion!
by ducky0nqu4ck May 1, 2022
Get the Alabama Family Reunionmug. When you are getting a head job from an Asian and pull out early and blow in their eyes after which you rub it away with raw Abalone causing eyes that look as puffy as Syvelster Stallone after Rocky 1.
Aaron said he ate some Abalone for dinner and now he has Alabama Abalone Eye but really, he rubbed his eyes at the wrong time.
by RogerRogerson March 7, 2017
Get the Alabama Abalone Eyemug. When you live in Alabama and a friend comes to visit your home and takes a dump on your lawn. Thus what they make is THE lawn dart.
I went to visit friends and had to go poo and was locked out of the house and decided to play a game. I made a Alabama lawn dart and I won. Bullseye!
by T-Lou September 3, 2007
Get the Alabama Lawn Dartmug. The practice of wearing two condoms at the same time with a layer of "Deep Heat", Chilli Paste or other such irritant between the two layers. Used whilst having sex with somebody of questionable sexual hygiene to the end that there will be an early warning if the first condom splits.
Good job I used the alabama hot pocket whilst porkin that blue waffle, she screamed like a banshee when the first one went
by Gobzzzie January 11, 2015
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. by Mickeyella is epico. March 17, 2020
Get the SWEET HOME ALABAMAmug. by jenenae November 16, 2010
Get the Alabama Ass Clownmug.