When you are getting a head job from an Asian and pull out early and blow in their eyes after which you rub it away with raw Abalone causing eyes that look as puffy as Syvelster Stallone after Rocky 1.
Aaron said he ate some Abalone for dinner and now he has Alabama Abalone Eye but really, he rubbed his eyes at the wrong time.
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Well me and my cousin Paul were always really close, it wasn't until the Alabama Family reunion that we decided to go all the way, now look at us, married and having kids.
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Oh my Lord I can't wait to go to cousin Candace's birthday party, I heard they are gonna have an Alabama Family Reunion!
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I went to visit friends and had to go poo and was locked out of the house and decided to play a game. I made a Alabama lawn dart and I won. Bullseye!
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Good job I used the alabama hot pocket whilst porkin that blue waffle, she screamed like a banshee when the first one went
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Mike spent hours eating Jenny's snatch Saturday night giving her pleasure and multiple orgasms. Now he's down at the pharmacist buying cremes and ointment for his Alabama rug burn.
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