Steve Con

A convention for all Steves and Steve allies. This annual convention (no official date or location; it can happen whenever or wherever) celebrates and acknowledges all Steves, Stevens, Stephens, and related fellas. Steves of all genders are welcome.

Hey man, I didn't see you at this year's Steve Con! You missed a seriously good lecture on the values having a local Steve in any community.

by Ominous Council Ruler July 1, 2021

the steve harvey

Congratulating or awarding someone in front of an audience, only to realize they are not the intended recipient; then, having to retract your congratulations, leaving them standing there awkwardly with a half-frozen smile on their face. Painful.

Sheila, Congratulations on being the top salesperson of the year!!! Here is your plaque showing our appreciation! Oh wait, this says SHAWN... Sheila was not the winner, and thus, the loser. Sorry for the Steve Harvey.

by CleverCleo March 31, 2016

Steve-ing

Steve-ing is another term for third-wheeling. Based on the TikTok audio when it goes, "Just you and me, just us, and your friend Steve." If someone is being a Steve, they are thrid-wheeling a couple in a romantic relationship.

"I was hanging out with Belana and Liam, and ending up Steve-ing the entire time."

Person 1: "Dude, I feel like such a Steve right now,"
Person 2: "Why?"

Person 1: "Cause you two are making out, and I'm just sitting here!"

by professional_at_nothing October 20, 2023

kubba steve

when you rob shit

Damn, I just kubba steved this fitted.

by ONCUE June 25, 2004

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff

Nickname around the Kremlin for the incompetent billionaire buddy of Diaper Donald, who fancies himself a great negotiator, but is no match for Putin.

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff will have his lunch eaten in negotiations Putin.

by LaughingAloud December 2, 2025

Steve wales

Now a STEVE WALES is a rarther large creature who really packs a punch. He can be found lurking in the woodies in the dale. He runs off stella and his following of the ukip party. He has a union jack outside his house and a large hound named borris.

Oh shit is that Steve Wales, quick hide taj

by Grampy Ron April 10, 2022

Steve

The name Steve itself inculcates an idea of sexy young man who is probably good at what he does. He is known for what he does best and for having most of his friends' mothers in his DMs.

Ayyo! That guy is so much of a Steve! Wish I was that much of a Steve.

by Stefanos November 22, 2021