wife bouncing

Entering and leaving marriages over and over again because you can't settle on a lady you like.

"What marriage is that guy on now?"
"Gotta be in double digits, he's been wife bouncing since he was 20."

by R.I.P. Candice April 30, 2021

shanghai wife

Good for business, bad for health.

Dennis will help this business grow but I'm so tired of him; he's such a shanghai wife.

by Freindlysycophant December 01, 2017

Status wife

A wife married to a baller and gains status and privileges.

She married to the baller on your street with the G Wagon bruh. She got everything, money, nice car, LV bags, Burberry coat, big house, she got baller wife status shii. She's a real Status Wife.

by 306Rawj August 30, 2024

Sebastian’s wife

it’s @scrletwidow obv😏 who else would it be✨

scrletwidow is Sebastian’s wife

by daddysebastian June 15, 2021

Wife's off

When your wife is off to bed in a sexual way.

Turn the wife's off------ buy her chocolates and give her wine....she'll be off in minutes

by goat your friend June 23, 2016

make me your wife in bed

Used by a submissive male wanting to experience the dominance of being taken. Like being the bottom,

Own me baby make me yours. Make me your wife in bed

by Bed wife June 23, 2023

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room

person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 01, 2023