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Tits and a Taco

Have you ever been to New York?
its Tits and a taco!
by wypij March 19, 2010
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Taco Belling

A very kinky sexual act. Taco Belling consists of strapping a cow bell to a womans taco and fucking her in the ass. To get the perfect Taco Belling experience, make sure your dick is between 7 and 19 inches long. When done right, the woman should moo like a cow and shake her ass around sounding the cow bell.
Dude I was totally Taco Belling with my girlfriend last night!

When I was Taco Belling with this hot milf she started mooing like a cow and sounded her bell with satisfaction!
by Drimicus September 27, 2008
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Dirty Taco

When someone performs oral sex on a woman immediately aftfer she received an Alabama hot pocket.
Kevin gave Tracy the Alabama hot pocket and Justin dove down and got himself a dirty taco. And Aaron fucked your mom.
by Boston-Pancake January 15, 2011
mugGet the Dirty Tacomug.

choco-taco

When, in coitus, one moves from the anus, directly to the vagina
I totally pulled a choco-taco on my girl last night.
by Cuba November 6, 2008
mugGet the choco-tacomug.

seafood taco

I hiked up her skirt and dined on her seafood taco.
by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
mugGet the seafood tacomug.

taco bell

A poor excuse for Mexican food.

Common "Mexican" food eaten by gringos that need to hit up an actual taco place and pay for some authentic food instead of that crap you call "Taco" Bell.

Diarrhea doesn't follow, also.
I ate some Taco Bell, and woke up a weapon of ass destruction so powerful the bathroom was quarantined for months before it was safe to go in again.

Afterwards, I went to a local taco place and ate some tacos that were actually pretty good. Thankfully, my crap came out solid.
by Frijolero March 16, 2009
mugGet the taco bellmug.

Walking Taco

The act of walking after eating laxative-ridden food (or otherwise poor quality food) to the bathroom. Usually accompanied by the pinching of butt-cheeks to prevent poop from falling out. eg. like rolling up the end of a taco to prevent meat from falling out as you eat it.
Dude, I had to walking taco myself after dinner last night. I left a trail all the way to the toilet.
by McStool the Second April 15, 2014
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