dry player

A none motivated player that does a sport just for the fun of it.
Has nothing better do and sits on the bench for little things.

Micheal doesn't do anything. He's such a dry player.

by Smartlessest November 30, 2017

Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.

Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!

by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018

Fantasy Player

Term coined by the Legend Z-Daddy, used to describe a player who plays Lacrosse only for the clout, but is AIDS at lax. Commonly called a "Carmel" or a "Costigan" as they were the original fantasy players

"Hey, who's that kid ripping juul instead of going to practice?"
"Idk must be some fantasy player Carmel type kid"

by Fantasylaxbro May 12, 2018

trumbone player

Really weird people. Don't talk to them. They will get you into anything and everything. Drugs, alcohol, sexual situations (like having an orgy in a practice room) and many other things. Overall just stay away.

Girl 1: what are those trumbone players doing over there?

Girl 2: Ew! Trumbone players are such perverts!

by Anonymously cool 27 May 25, 2016

trumbone player

Really weird people. Don't talk to them. They will get you into anything and everything. Drugs, alcohol, sexual situations (like having an orgy in a practice room) and many other things. Overall just stay away.

Girl 1: what are those trumbone players doing over there?

Girl 2: Ew! Trumbone players are such perverts!

by Anonymously cool 27 May 25, 2016

trumbone player

Really weird people. Don't talk to them. They will get you into anything and everything. Drugs, alcohol, sexual situations (like having an orgy in a practice room) and many other things. Overall just stay away.

Girl 1: what are those trumbone players doing over there?

Girl 2: Ew! Trumbone players are such perverts!

by Anonymously cool 27 May 25, 2016

Bronze player

An individual who lacks skill and/or talent in video games

Dude, we wrecked that bronze player last night!

by Captinpickel April 25, 2016