god of dank

a doctor of sorts; you would recognize him instantaneously by the plethora of bud-ly knowledge that he bestows only on those of whom he sees to be fit. For those that are worthy, a shroud of smoke envelopes them but yet under a gaseous haze comes forth he who calls himself the Doctor, Doctor Weed.

Yo mayne, you hit up the god of dank yet?
A: Naa bro, I've been tapped since last night's sesh. I need to see him soon if I'm getting through this Sunday morning.

Pheobian #1: (via phone) Doctor, doctor where are you??? It's an emergency! I'm having a panic attack & haven't slept for days!!
Doc. Weed: Yes, yes, please hold...I'm preparing your treatment as we speak. Be ready for the best night of sleep you've had in years; you'll sleep like a beby.
P#1: Can I send my buddy Pheobian #2 to you as well?

Doc. Weed: It'll be aight mayne, send 'im right away.
HE IS THE GOD OF DANK

by The Man o' Misterioso December 17, 2013

Cracker God

The whitest man alive , controls anything white, the more he tans in the sun the whiter he gets.

that guy is such a cracker god

by cheek clapper 69 December 18, 2018

zeke god

zeke god is a stupid cunt that deserves to be perm banned on earthcraft
he is 11 and loves touching old men
and is a certified faggot

zeke god why are you gay

stop being a zeke god its retarded

by c00lman69 October 17, 2021

Porcelain God

Toilet, particularly as related to vomiting. Usually combined with a worship-oriented verb to describe the act of vomiting into a toilet.

Last Friday, I drank five 40s of O.E. and two fifths of Canadian Mist and man, I was praying to the porcelain god all weekend! I'll never do that again.

by Winston Zedimore December 8, 2004

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

for gods sake

when someone or something is really annoying you, and you just shout 'oh for gods sake !'

person 1: beepbeep
person 2: shut up
person1 : beeeeeeeep
person 2: arggghh
person 1 beeep
BBEEEEPPPPP!
person 2: ARGGH FOR GODS SAKE SHUT UP !!

by ROFLROFL.xxx June 28, 2006

Point God

its just chris paul

Chris Paul is so good, he's a point god

by carlwhezzer March 3, 2021