Tectonic Tits

When a girl’s tits are massive.

How big are her tits?
34DD
Man she got some tectonic tits

by Just fora joke October 5, 2020

Tit McMuffin

Used as a swear or when talking about a muffin or cupcake that looks like a tit.

That cup cake looks like a Tit McMuffin.

by ahfhfhf May 1, 2011

Ditched the tits

To break up with a girl, esp. one with large boobs.

Joe- So how are you and Suzy going?

Mike- Oh, I just got tired of her bitchin' and ditched the tits.

Joe- OK then.

by mrpopo123 November 15, 2010

Morgan's Tits

Morgan's tits are round and plump. He will never shy away from a good squeeze. His tits are practically public domain, should be houses within the wikimedia commons. They will often shake violently when excited, and will need to be calmed.

I sure do love giving Morgan's tits a good squeeze, it's the right way to start my day

by D. E. Fensworth September 30, 2021

tit fisting

1. A sex act where one participant makes a fist and rubs it between the other participant's breasts. A mixture of fisting and tit fucking. No pleasure is derived from either participant.

2. Any action where two or more people take part, but no one receives gain or gratification from the action.

3. An annoying waste of time.

Erik's party was a total bore. What a tit fisting.

by Professor Krut August 27, 2013

tit-less

To be drunk beyond all belief

Ah duck I was absolutely tit-less leaving the club last night

by daithi sean o December 19, 2011

cloth tit

It's basically having a feel while fully clothed. Usually the first 'sexual' experience (i.e. beyond holding hands or a kiss) which a young lad might hope to get.

According to Sid the Sexist whilst under hypnosis in a recent episode of Viz magazine: I've never done it with a real lass. I once gorra cloth tit off a lass at a party. But that's as far as I've gan.

by PaudyMac March 23, 2016