Fuckin Shit Piss Damn

Used when someone is very upset or shocked.

FUCKIN SHIT PISS DAMN... i dun spilled my drink!!

by hollizzle_wifey August 7, 2006

I don't give a shit

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter

"I don't give a shit for shit and other shit"

by Skybolt453 August 22, 2014

shit shoving butt captain

A gay man with attitude, a poof with manly bits of muscle

a rump wrestler with energy

simmilar to:
shit shaggin ass pirate
turdburgling rump wrestler
fart knocking ass plumber
donut punching fart fucker
ass ramming anal death dealer
flaming gaybo rectal router
colon scraping poofter piercer
fag fucking shpincter shredder

gay1: Oh jesus christ i think u are so hard and fast u ripped me a new asshole jesus christ
gay2: call your Shit Shoving Butt Captain SIR bitch!
gay1: JESUS CHRIST!

by Chick_Fudger September 27, 2006

Dip me in duck shit

Another unecessarily crass alternative to 'Wow'. It's along the same lines as 'I'll be damned' or 'Holy Shit!' but a little more unique. It has a good ring to it thanks to rhyming a bit and it's novelty.

Chad - Whoa, he actually made it!

Dan - Well dip me in duck shit, I figured there was no way..

by eatsleepobey December 18, 2009

Flat Faced Shit

Taylor Thusing

Fuck! Flat faced shit is over there face-fucking with some wanker.

by Satchmo II April 5, 2003

Fucks My Shit Up

Whenever something really turn you on, hooks you, intrigues or interests you, that thing "fucks your shit up." Only use for major things, not minor things; i.e., you wouldn't say "Cheetos fuck my shit up" unless they literally feel orgasmic in your mouth. And, yes, this idiom allows sarcasm. *Can be referred to as an acronym, FMSU.

Angelina Jolie fucks my shit up."/"Man, whenever I see a girl in a corset...whew! Fucks my shit up."/"Camaros fuck my shit up. They're so gnarly."/"Deftones. FMSU.

by Feral_Prodigy October 17, 2010

poo-flinging shit-for-brains

Anyone who acts like or resembles George W. Bush.

"Nice goin' you poo-flinging shit-for-brains!"

by wouldn't you like to know April 2, 2004