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shit t face

Looking like a asswhipe that live in the dark all his life and havent eaten a cracker or a bean snack all his of her's life.
When that ass whipe came out of the 2000 yr old well he looked like a shit t face
by Evan Baker February 19, 2005
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Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin

1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.

2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.

Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.
1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."
by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010
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D.N.S. (Dumb Nigga Shit)

The act of glamorizing words, phrases, or actions when in actuality they refer they to the upmost basic principles, and ideology.
When your psychology teacher says use interpretative phenomenological analysis, this actually means D.N.S. (Dumb Nigga Shit)
by kingk&lt February 23, 2015
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Fresh off shit island

A fart that stinks like death and disease. Toxic. Gagger. Refers to wind passing over a turd on the way out.
"Man Tommy, that'd had to be fresh off shit island..light a match"
by Mandylu January 14, 2019
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Fuckin Shit Piss Damn

Used when someone is very upset or shocked.
FUCKIN SHIT PISS DAMN... i dun spilled my drink!!
by hollizzle_wifey August 7, 2006
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Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit

The phenomenon that occurs upon removing a lip of Grizzly Mint, during which the tobacco user feels as though he has to shit, but is unable to make himself do so.
Person 1: Yo, hurry up in there, I need to take a shit!
Person 2: Hang on man, I swear I've almost got it out... I've got a wicked case of Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit.
Person 1: Oh, in that case, take your time.
by SpaceMountain1 October 12, 2011
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I don't give a shit

I don't give a shit is a popular phrase to be used when you are not interested in what someone else says or believes. It implies that you don't even care enough to physically give them a sample of your fecal matter
by Skybolt453 August 22, 2014
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