two poop shit whore

a name used to refer to Tupac Shakur.

Tyrone please tell me you don't listen to that ass pony two poop shit whore

by Chief Bootknocker November 28, 2009

21 gun salute shit

An attempted shit where one makes loud intense farts, but no actual crap comes out.

I wish I could deuce, but all I've been doing in the bathroom is a 21 gun salute shit.

by BS Man February 23, 2006

shit t face

Looking like a asswhipe that live in the dark all his life and havent eaten a cracker or a bean snack all his of her's life.

When that ass whipe came out of the 2000 yr old well he looked like a shit t face

by Evan Baker February 19, 2005

Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin

1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.

2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.

Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.

1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."

by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010

D.N.S. (Dumb Nigga Shit)

The act of glamorizing words, phrases, or actions when in actuality they refer they to the upmost basic principles, and ideology.

When your psychology teacher says use interpretative phenomenological analysis, this actually means D.N.S. (Dumb Nigga Shit)

by kingk&lt February 23, 2015

Fresh off shit island

A fart that stinks like death and disease. Toxic. Gagger. Refers to wind passing over a turd on the way out.

"Man Tommy, that'd had to be fresh off shit island..light a match"

by Mandylu January 14, 2019

Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit

The phenomenon that occurs upon removing a lip of Grizzly Mint, during which the tobacco user feels as though he has to shit, but is unable to make himself do so.

Person 1: Yo, hurry up in there, I need to take a shit!
Person 2: Hang on man, I swear I've almost got it out... I've got a wicked case of Grizzly Mint Ghost Shit.
Person 1: Oh, in that case, take your time.

by SpaceMountain1 October 12, 2011