shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.
by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021
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aka, a dude shits on another dudes chest, makes titties and fuck them.
The M-town is for Milledgeville, Ga the moves homeplace.
aka, a dude shits on another dudes chest, makes titties and fuck them.
The M-town is for Milledgeville, Ga the moves homeplace.
by dancingalien May 2, 2007
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Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.
Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.
by RedPhalkon March 26, 2011
Get the Eat a dick glazed in shit mug.(Adjective)- Whilst being annoyed while playing popular first person shooters thoust shall lose in fair fight and blame the game, or shall shout at TV that is not listening to said players rage and say "That's fucking gay ass shit!"
*While using shotgun at close range* How'd he kill me with that shotgun!? I'm using the same gun and he beat me! How!? That's fucking gay ass shit right there."
by An annoyed Fag August 7, 2016
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by DjDivix January 11, 2012
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He got in my face and told me the AMC Pacer was a four-door car. Who does he think he is, Joe Shit The Rag Man?
by Bert West February 28, 2022
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Caesar: You wanna make some money?
CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Caesar: Why you keep askin' me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.
CJ: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Caesar: Why you keep askin' me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.
by Fünky Füror April 17, 2010
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