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man in the iron mask

A) a person from the loser social classes who is destined to become great

B) the exact opposite, a person born into wealth and power but destined to lose everything
Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz fit the man in the iron mask definition a), while Jeb Bush would fit definition b).
by Sexydimma June 6, 2017
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Man Cold

The man called is extremely severe, and if not properly babied, it could be fatal.

The severity of a man called is often compared to that of childbirth, and should be cared for as such.

Without proper empathy, nurturing, temperature checks,, tea, soups, and soft blankies, the man cold could result in the man flu. Use caution to avoid the man flu!!!
Of course, I can clean the house take care of the kids cook the food run the errands work 40 hours a week go to soccer and ballet practice, I only have my menstrual cycle and a migraine…. My husband has a man cold. He is down for the count.
by DrWife September 28, 2025
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Mullet man

Idiots who likes getting bottomed by pedo stashed, caterpillar eyebrowed little boys
Is he a mullet man?
Yes he is
by Fobert Relekey June 17, 2021
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man face

the most beautiful face on the entire planet, which originated from roblox
dud 1: man face is way too powerful
dud 2: you are correct, gjdfxhbjkdtkhjdrjh
dud 1: why you spam
by why did you look up that?? September 17, 2023
mugGet the man facemug.

man

men is big strong man who doesn't give a shit about LGBTQ
by kneecapschucklehead January 26, 2023
mugGet the manmug.

man grinder

A man grinder or meat masher is the act of grinding one's penis against your braces.
by THE_TARD_KNIGHT May 15, 2018
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Candy Man

a white van that waits outside ur school to rape u
by Hard Virgin August 6, 2020
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