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Man-fetish

I’m not gay i just have a man-fetish
by Eat dat pussy lover March 31, 2021
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Sexiest man alive

I will pull rays cock out and choke on that dick right here

Yeah he the sexiest man alive Michael b Jordan can suck a left nut
by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 7, 2022
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Proud Man's Apology

When someone suddenly starts acting very nice to someone after doing something wrong, instead of actually apologising.
Sam: "Mike humiliated me in front of my girl! He's tried to be extra nice since, but he never apologised"
Paul: "That's a Proud Man's Apology, some guys don't know how to say the word sorry"
by andyBwilson May 22, 2020
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the man with the keys

a prison term - this the person in a given cell block or tier who is in charge with regards to his race. In a lightly integrated tier containing hispanics and whites, their will be two. Their main jobs are conflict-resolution, peace-keeping, policy creation and rules implementation to improve the lives of the men under them and in this case the two men serve as diplomats for their races. They are the only ones trusted to speak to the COs w/o a shadow. Synonyms include Shotcaller or Boss.
I'm new on the tier, so who is the man with the keys?
by theLegitTapper7 October 26, 2015
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you evil man

This is something you say when a friend says something conflicting heyzues, jewish, or Stalinism and must be condemned to death
Bro you such a you evil man you must be gassed
by Thegaycummieboi May 6, 2018
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Florida Man

Florida Man is an elusive entity that only comes out at 1:00 am it's usually seen at gas stations or at playgrounds this entity can be very hostile don't drink monster energy near this entity it can smell it from miles away,don't shine your flashlight at it it hates anything to do with light,Don't drink any sort of alcohol if it gets ahold of alcohol Florida Man will evolve into it's final form. How can you tell if it's a Florida Man? The first sign that you encountered a Florida Man is the smell if you smell,if it smells like sweaty moster energy with a hint of pee then it might be a Florida Man. The second sign is that time and space seems like it has stopped. If you have one of these signs it's not to late run as fast as you can.The third sign is reality is starting to shift objects just start appearing out of nowhere.The last sign is Florida Man itself it's usually floating in the air ong stained anime body pillows if you're seeing this it's too late to turn back,You're one of us now.
Kyle:Is that a Florida Man?
Karen:Omg it is!!!
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
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