i'm juss talkin' shit

When you make a statment that is joke.

Person 1: Bro, you like big bawty bitches?
Person 2: *no, response*
Person 1: hahaha, I'm juss talkin' shit

by cosmicunity February 24, 2019

Cat 5 Shit Storm

Highest classification of post Mexican meal bathroom experience

We went to Burrito City last night for dinner and by 8:00pm I was headed toward the Leeward Islands (closest bathroom to the living room) as a Cat 5 Shit Storm!

by Urban humor September 21, 2017

dog-shitting-tacks mad

A state of extreme, unforeseen, and sudden anger. A reference to the disposition of a canine while it is completing the unfortunate task of expelling tacks from its rectum. The dog is extremely upset and can't figure what exactly is going on or how it happened. Used in the North American Deep South.

When John found out his best friend was sleeping with his fiancé, he was dog-shitting-tacks mad.

by Madman623 January 14, 2014

Shit your pants day

The day you make fun of that one kid that shat their pants.

Person 1: hey remember that day you shit your pants? Well today is shit your pants day. It’s your day.

Person 2: wtf

by Yabitchestyrone May 27, 2018

Jorking my shit rn

It's jerking it but your really high and you spell jerking it wrong

Man I'm jorking my shit rn

by NutzAndButtz June 1, 2023

Fuckin' Shit Damn Fuck!

What you can say when the teacher gives a surprise quiz.

Teacher: You have a test tommorow!

Student: Fuckin' Shit Damn Fuck!

by PirhanaPirate November 30, 2018

Can't teach give-a-shit

Phrase used to explain the inability to force another to display conscientious behavior to complete a task properly; the inability to impart upon another individual a sense of duty or obligation (give-a-shit) that would otherwise be felt by a normal person in the same role. Usually used as a reactionary expression of disappointment and/or exasperation.

Ex 1. Employer describing employees: "Every time a copier runs out of paper, my employees will just use another copier instead of filling the first one up... you just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 2. Homeowner describing contractor: "I hired some painters to paint my house and they didn't bother to remove the shutters around the windows, now only one side of the shutters are painted and the house color behind the shutters is unchanged! You just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 3. Parent describing their child: "My son keeps leaving the door wide open when he leaves for school. No matter how many times I remind him, he never remembers to close the door behind him. I guess you just can't teach give-a-shit."

by Dougboyisms June 9, 2013