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OH SHIT ITS A RAT!!!

Something that you say to your friends because you need something to do with your life. Also because there is a rat in your house.
Friend: He~
Me: OH SHIT ITS A RAT!!!
by buhbuhoe November 19, 2019
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Same shit, Different flavour

Referencing two items or concepts that are similar, but may have slightly different
frog and toad, turtle and tortoise, llama and alpaca, alligator and crocodile- same shit, different flavour
by urban1dic7 June 4, 2021
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shit fart ass paste

a shit made into paste then farted on

also known ass sfap
you smell like a shit fart ass paste
or
you smell lika sfap
by crazy_fagot_on_the_internet February 13, 2018
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Jorking my shit rn

It's jerking it but your really high and you spell jerking it wrong
Man I'm jorking my shit rn
by NutzAndButtz June 1, 2023
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Fuckin' Shit Damn Fuck!

What you can say when the teacher gives a surprise quiz.
Teacher: You have a test tommorow!

Student: Fuckin' Shit Damn Fuck!
by PirhanaPirate November 30, 2018
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Can't teach give-a-shit

Phrase used to explain the inability to force another to display conscientious behavior to complete a task properly; the inability to impart upon another individual a sense of duty or obligation (give-a-shit) that would otherwise be felt by a normal person in the same role. Usually used as a reactionary expression of disappointment and/or exasperation.
Ex 1. Employer describing employees: "Every time a copier runs out of paper, my employees will just use another copier instead of filling the first one up... you just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 2. Homeowner describing contractor: "I hired some painters to paint my house and they didn't bother to remove the shutters around the windows, now only one side of the shutters are painted and the house color behind the shutters is unchanged! You just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 3. Parent describing their child: "My son keeps leaving the door wide open when he leaves for school. No matter how many times I remind him, he never remembers to close the door behind him. I guess you just can't teach give-a-shit."
by Dougboyisms June 9, 2013
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Fuck This Shit I'm out

being scared or confused to a point of wanting to leave
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