Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

Chili pepper man

😒🤌

Andy: Ay, wheres the chili pepper?

Deliah: With the chili pepper man, OF COURSE.

😒🤌

by M1ntEll1 July 12, 2021

Man xans

Lucas sands is the man xans

Lucas sands is and will always be the man xans

by anonymous July 12, 2021

Chili pepper man

😭🤌

Mint: Ay, Wheres the chili?

Kiko: WITH THE CHILI PEPPER MAN-

by M1ntEll1 July 13, 2021

Ya man

What our Rasta bois say when they very much agree with something.

Example:
Bob Marley: Ya want some ganja man?
His mate: Ya mannnnnnnn!

by Jameeerca4life July 15, 2021

Dead Man Bounce

When someone of significant importance fakes their own death and goes into protective custody so they can provide the evidence needed to take down “International Crime Rings.”

“JFKJr’s mission is an epic case of “ Dead Man Bounce.”

by Edge of Seventeen July 16, 2021

Urban man

When you ban someone or something from somewhere

E.i:Urban man from the mall

by Potatoegilz July 16, 2021