While having sex with a girl, before you ejaculate you pull your dick out and ejaculate into her eyes. While she is unable to see you, you put hand cuffs on her feet to restrict her movement, then run away. Her blind restrictive movements will resemble those of a zombie.
Dude 1: Dude last night I had zombie sex, she wasn't happy at all, I left her like that and walked out of her apartment.
Dude 2: dude now she's just your zombie ex XD.
Dude 2: dude now she's just your zombie ex XD.
by Synyster Sevenfold May 8, 2014
Get the Zombie sex mug.The Zombie Leveling System (ZLS for the sake of this article) is an ingenius method of rating zombies and their abilities. To the masterful eye of a zombie conisseur, any zombie can be instantly rated. The further a zombie has decayed, the higher it's level is. However, the decay level of a zombie eventually reaches a peak, in which its abilities are taken into account. The ZLS has taken into account several zombie abilties. Low level zombies merely have the ability to eat you and stumble around, should you be dumb enough to run into them. However, as zombies get higher in level, they become more agile, and gain abilities like spontaneous combustion, spikes, and wings. A level 50 zombie, is the most feared. Despite how rotten his flesh is his decayed brain can merely think about you, and you will die.
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Days before Christmas, people become blind and get tunnel vision, casuing them to only see what is in front of them, putting them into a trance like state while looking for the perfect gift. This effect usually happens two days before christmas.
Guy: Dude, what was up with that chick driving the Esclade, she almost hit you.
Guy 2: Fuck her, she was a christmas zombie.
Guy 2: Fuck her, she was a christmas zombie.
by weirdnjfan1 December 30, 2006
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They still vote Democrat even after they die and are not taken off the voter rolls.
They still vote Democrat even after they die and are not taken off the voter rolls.
by Phantom F4 May 20, 2011
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Get the Zombots mug.Masses of biogenetically enhanced or cursed individuals on the rampage for human meat. Often the destruction of mankind (more affective but not as clean as pirates or ninjas). Zombie hordes can be most often found in two places:
1) Cities in a Zombie Apocolypse after some unwiting team mate triggers a car alarm, breaks a window, knocks over a trash can, etc.
2) Remote praries and abandoned towns in the midwest.
1) Cities in a Zombie Apocolypse after some unwiting team mate triggers a car alarm, breaks a window, knocks over a trash can, etc.
2) Remote praries and abandoned towns in the midwest.
Tom: Hey, let's split directions while there are roving bands of zombie hordes about!
Betty: Okay! What's the worst that could happen?
Tom: Certainly not one of us getting cornered, turned into a flesh eating ghoul, and finding the other one totaly trusting while they turn their back and we proceed to eat their brains!
Betty: Let's go!
Betty: Okay! What's the worst that could happen?
Tom: Certainly not one of us getting cornered, turned into a flesh eating ghoul, and finding the other one totaly trusting while they turn their back and we proceed to eat their brains!
Betty: Let's go!
by Twinfist February 4, 2010
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