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by snowblind. July 25, 2024
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If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.
John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright
by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025
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who did it and why

analyzing a failed relationship to identify fault and motive
SheraSeven's latest video is about who did it and why, Brad and Angelina edition.
by tylerdurdenmp4 December 11, 2024
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why

A person:Why am I dead...
B person:Because I said so...
by aoijIHSUHS June 13, 2018
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why do it keep doing that

when nicole TV has a mental breakdown because she can't straighten her hair
why do it keep doing that ! LIKE WHY DO IT KEEP DOING THAAT??! LIKE IM TRYNA FUCK-FUCKIN STRAIGHTEN IT DOWN AND IT KEEP DOING LIKE "WOO" LIKE DAT!!!
by is this reddit? December 29, 2020
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Thot’s Why

A phrase where you can literally say after every sentence, question or comment to a thot.
You: I Wanna get some Dick for my pussy.
Me: Thot’s why she’s crazy.
by gregben February 22, 2022
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