Sperm Whale

A fatty who likes to give blowies

That sperm whale’s cruising for some krill

by Knoxdewitt December 30, 2017

Whales

a set of numbers, amounts, etc. used to measure or compare the level of something

Aye davo, pass us the whales so we can weigh these drugs

by anonymous November 24, 2023

the whale

the whale. it's pretty self-explanatory. a very stinky boy. has his days where he smalls like mouldy cheese. the whale.

can you smell that? the whale is nearby.

by pakernham October 4, 2022

Boxing whale

A person who thinks he is amazingly good at boxing however his overall performance and technique is about as good as the search for Madeline McCann. This person may be so far up his own arse he may believe he will persue an amateur career no matter who not even the coach can persuade him that he is shit.

Oliver: Lads! Fucked my wrist from how hard I pounded them boxing bags last night!
Rhys: No ol its because you slap the box with the side of your wrist because ur shit.
Oliver: No im a boxing whale, I may not be as good as AJ but I will pursue an amateur career

by Newtons cradle May 24, 2017

Whale

your mother

your mother is a whale

by Cumgis Khan December 3, 2022

Kickin that whale

another way of saying "your lying" when somebody says something that you know isn't true, but instead of using those words you can say "kicking that whale".

Boy: We are perfect for each other.
Girl: Kickin that whale!

by Emziebae757 June 19, 2011

Whale kissing

When two people have their buttholes touch while making whale sounds

Micaela, I loved hearing you and Cody whale kissing last night. I thought Netflix auto played Our Planet.

by CorneliusTheGreat September 18, 2022