Torcher

Being subjected to someone's emotionally charged, critical rant about something that noone should ever be so charged up about.

Person 1: Z morning zoo is GARBAGE!!!! And your prank phone calls aren't funny and they weren't funny the first 8 bazillion times u did them! So get some new material!!!!!! I HATE U Z morning Zoo!!!! Elvis Duran may u die of gonaria and rot in hell!!!!

Person 2:Whoa Buddy why are you torchering me?

by MorchinLikeJimTorchen January 18, 2012

torah time

When a person of cheap or pennypinching quality is about to engage in said displays of frugality. Alludes to stereotype of Jews being cheap.

Me: We each have to put up a 10 for the food.
Everyone else(excluding cheapskate): ok, thats fine.
Cheapskate: I only spent $9.48 not 10 bucks worth , how bout i put in 6?
Me: It's torah time!!!

by Peteismyslavename January 9, 2008

Touch jigaloos

To absolutely fuck someone’s ear canal, using the wax as lube. You then cum on the back of their knee, which makes you touch jigaloos.

I want to touch jigaloos with Emma chamberlain

by Chizz69 November 5, 2019

touch the shower

To commit suicide, perhaps by touching the shower and electricity at the same time.

I will touch the shower with electridades

by sg1138_ January 6, 2006

touch downs

a fat lazy redard that has downsyndrome and writes with there shit in the KFC washroom.

jahanna has touch downs and is a fat retarded

by crx October 27, 2003

Touch Cookie

An individual, normally female, who has an excessive, uncontrollable need to touch their loved ones and friends.

I miss my husband so much. We talk on the phone everyday, but I am a real Touch Cookie and am feeling the need for some physical contact.

by Deadkennedy80 May 5, 2010

touch grass

THE MOST. MOST. POWERFUL. WORDS. it makes a discord mod go crazy, and sometimes get removed out of their existance

a person who has a discord account: *types* yo bro, mr. discord mod

discord mod:what

a person who has a discord account: touch grass

(the discord mod had nothing to say because he got removed out of his existence)

by asdwdsaw145 February 28, 2022