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Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023
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Tongue Dump

The Tongue Dump is basically lesbian tongue karate. Its when you run the top of your tongue from a girls Gooch (sandbar) to her tramp stamp and then back with the bottom of your tongue. Paint The Fence
I painted a girl's fence last night with a Tongue Dump.
by KaseVonD March 29, 2025
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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Never Utilized His Tongue Maliciously Or Utilized His Left Vermillion Border
Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Never Utilized His Tongue Maliciously Or Utilized His Left Vermillion Border
by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
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Ben Kix Tongue Twister

The act of instering ones tongue into a mans anus licking the feces out and stuffing it in his foreskin
Ben: I just gave Diyor a Ben Kix Tongue Twister Last Night
Diyor:Brooooooooooo
by Tongue tickling bandit April 23, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>Glass Impaled Left Talus <&>AndA<&> Two Teeth Impaled Tongue<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>Glass Impaled Left Talus <&>AndA<&> Two Teeth Impaled Tongue<.7.9.7.6>
by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
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Worms on your tongue

A more flavorful way of saying “baited breath”.. Thanks to my grandfather, Gordon F Baxter Jr, for painting that picture in my vocabulary💕
Tell me, Tell Me…Youve got worms on your tongue!!”
by Chugglenuts May 23, 2025
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Buddy Tongue

When your cats tongue hangs out of his/her mouth randomly.
by That one guys friend June 2, 2025
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