river

a gay fag and will always stay w u no matter what

i love how river is so nice

by borang August 8, 2022

East River Skins

Native American Gang

Turns out a racist mascot is okay as long as it is sufficiently gangster. In a desperate ploy to sell more gear, the Washington Redskins are changing their name to the Washington "East River Skins," using the Native American gang's tag as their new logo. "If the Raiders can hype off a bad boy image, so can we!" the team's publicist announced, proudly displaying the new self-administered "NTL" prison tattoo on his knuckles. "Yo chief," he went on to say for no apparent reason.

by Winona Nelson November 11, 2018

Draggin' The River

To prepare a recovery effort for a corpse in a river

Well if things get worse, I can't shake this curse
Then start draggin' the river for me

by Goodboah1899 July 6, 2023

river pits

Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.

Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."

by Spencer-C9 January 9, 2009

Nile River

When A Young Woman uses a plastic fork to stab her vaginal canal to the point of bleeding and lets the discharge flow into a masturbating midgets mouth she stands atop of butt naked.

Luke: I can't believe you let them each drink a Nile River.
Jackie: It's all in good fun!.

by GreekRocket November 23, 2024

River

A badass girl who knows what she wants and when she wants it

For example
Zombie apocalypse:
Crush:zombie!!
Me:it’s ok I already hit it with a shovel
River: a gender neutral name and a big stream

by Libra lifewhatchurback October 29, 2019

Elk River Idaho

A quaint drinking village with a hunting problem with no law enforcement

This place is basically a bigger Elk River Idaho

by Theidahokid October 23, 2019