talk to the hand

I dont want to hear it, or stop talking

Forget it, talk to the hand!

by Mike September 2, 2003

hand grenade

When a session of fingering your girl starts to get a little dull, let it all end with a bang. Slip your fist inside of her vag, and without warning, extend all of your fingers as far as they can reach. The expression on her face should resemble some sort of surprise.

It was a rather uneventful night until I busted out my ammunition and let that bitch have a hand grenade.

When I saw the slightest hint of boredom in her eyes, I busted out a hand grenade that would have had the vietcong shaking in their boots.

by bdams August 16, 2003

Slow Hands

^ What that guy said.

Slow Hands Is The Best Song Ever Made. Ever.

by tryingotfindmyself March 14, 2005

Happy Hands

adj. a male's hands used to caress a female's body, usually around the chest area.

v. To put hands up someone's shirt and massage their breasts

I put my happy hands up Jenny's shirt, and she moaned with pleasure.

by Yellow-Fire December 9, 2002

Hand Gammon

Play on words of "Hand Cannon", this entails putting your hands inside of two piglets anuses and using them as melee weapons to thwart off your enemies.

I'm going to use my hand gammon to beat him to a pulp!

by miggHD July 11, 2018

brew hands

when your hands become incredibly cold and possibly go numb from holding a freezin brew

"Mike, Billy, and Vito all had brew hands from being outside in the cold, but Nick was just messed up and being an ass," said Dan.

by Mike S January 2, 2009

Botty Hands

Hands (or fingers) that retain the odour of shit tinged with sweat having been stuck up one's anus usually to relieve itching.

I don't eat there any more, the waiter had botty hands last time.

by don leslie December 26, 2007