goon

- someone who is very sexually active

- someone that pulls all the bitches

girl 1: gahdayum, kyle is such a goon, did u hear he fucked kayla and ellie this weekend?

girl 2: ew, horny motherfucker
girl 1: ikr, he needs to chill

by kameakane July 29, 2022

Moon Gooning

When you go out and behead a buffalo then goon into the the head under a full moon a licensed Jelcker must be present.

Me and my buddies wanted to go moon gooning last weekend but we couldn't find a Jelcker.

by Shrel-El April 6, 2024

goon

good one

fehay say goon
fehay: goon

by alejbur February 28, 2021

Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique

The act of an ancient technique used by Tunisian Monks in the early days of the Phoenician wars. They would use a sewing needle and kindle, as well as a flammable substance to create a "ring of fire", strengthening battle spirits before going to war. It involves the sewing of of the tip to the scrotum, then entrancing it with a great flame, one said to never go out. Often paired with great drumrolls in a ancient sanctuary of many other goon techniques, such as French Flicker Gooning and Master Hendrick "Goonmeister" Abel V's signature technique, the founder of the first Flicker Goon Technique.

"I'm entering this years Goon Games with the Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique! Wish me luck!"

"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"

by nblitzed December 21, 2025

Goon Phone

A phone which is specifically used for purposes which you may not want others to know about.

Hey, nice goon phone dude.

by KastotEmi March 22, 2025

goon

1. Masturbate
2. Figuratively speaking, to drool over someone or something and be obsessed both in a romantic, sexual or also just in a weeb way as if imaginatively masturbating to them or it (gooner works in this meaning too)

1. I bet he goons to furry porn 🥀💔
2. He goons to MHA, he’s a MHA gooner

by antoano:3 August 23, 2025

Flicker Goon

An advanced method of gooning, typically harder for the pros. (The main point of gooning is to edge for hours.) Flicker gooning typically is a risky methods for pros because they could finish before the minimum time requirement.

“I gooned for 3 hours yesterday!”
“I can flicker goon for 7 seconds”

by B1GB4NK May 27, 2024