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Canada's History

Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.
Man, that bachelor party was so crazy we ended up doing a Canada's History.
by hippieflight February 4, 2010
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Canada

Canada, is a shy and adorable character in Hetalia. Although he is not noticed by the other countries, America (his brother) is kind to him (in Americas' own way). He would never hurt a fly. He is very skilled in Hockey.
America: We could ask Canada.

everyone else: Who?
by ZoëTheJoey March 3, 2022
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canada's history

the sexual acting of shitting into a "mother-to-be's" pussy and fucking her until your shitty cock skull fucks the unborn baby...
"Did you hear how jill had an abortion?"
"no, how?"
"She let Nick give her a 'Canada's History'"
by NDGambella February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

The darkest, foulest, nastiest thing someone can do to another human being, in a sexual manner. Usually associated with the phrase, "Not even once."
Jim:"Hey man I finally laid down some Canada's history on my girl yesterday"

Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"

Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."
by Jamilla Bullsemen February 5, 2010
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canada him

When someone acts interested in you then out of no where starts to act super shady and starts lying.
" You should just stop talking to him."
" I don't want to Canada him!"
by 219LoveGuru June 9, 2016
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canada's history

a bukkake performed by a herd of moose.
i can't go to the winter Olympics because I'm afraid I might get caught in Canada's history.
by dirk dizzler February 8, 2010
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canada usa mexico borders

Canada USA Mexico borders - so you know where your at or are going

Washington State borders British Columbia , Montana borders Alberta & Saskatchewan,

North Dakota borders Saskatchewan & Manitoba , Ontario borders Minnesota, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York.

Quebec borders New York , New Hampshire Vermont & Maine...Maine shares a land border with New Brunswick. It also shares a water border with Nova Scotia.

California (USA) borders Baja California (MEX) , Arizona borders Sonora , New Mexico & Texas borders Chihuahua ,
Texas borders chihuahua , Coahuila, Nuevo Leon & Tamaulipas ...

by the gulf of Mexico
the Mexican states of Tamaulipas, Veracruz, Tabasco, Campeche, Yucatán, & Quintana Roo & on the southeast by Cuba. The Mexican coastline on the Gulf is 1,743 miles long. the U.S coastline bordering the Gulf is about 1,700 miles long, not counting inlets & bays. The coastal areas along the Southern U.S. states of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, & Florida, which border the gulf on the north, are occasionally referred to as the "Third Coast" of the United States (in addition to its Atlantic & Pacific coasts), but more often as, "the Gulf Coast"

although not a border Cuba is a 90 mile swim from Florida ....
Canada USA Mexico borders

Canada = British Columbia ,Saskatchewan , Manitoba Alberta,, Ontario ,Quebec ,New Brunswick, Nova Scotia

USA = Washington state ,Montana ,Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, Vermont, Maine, California (USA) , Arizona,
New Mexico , Texas, Louisiana , Mississippi, Alabama, Florida

Mexico = Baja California (MEX) , Sonora , Chihuahua, Coahuila, Nuevo Leon , Tamaulipas, Veracruz, Tabasco,
Campeche , Yucatan & Quintana Roo

The Pittsburg–Chartierville Border Crossing is the only crossing on the Canada–United States border in the state of New Hampshire

The Canadian provinces of British Columbia and Yukon border Alaska.
by Blu_leef January 29, 2025
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