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Glenfield Middle School

The “performing arts middle school” full of talentless kids who act like they’re special. All of the trumpet players in the orchestra are on crack and most of the kids don’t bother doing well in classes because they still get to go to high school. 10/10 would not recommend.
Person 1: you go to Glenfield Middle School?
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: ew.
by A bored edgy kid February 2, 2020
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T/E Middle

TE is one of the middle school’s that go to Conestoga. This is the stage between irritating little kids and druggies. People are either annoyingly nice or psychos.

You’re either in Calculus in 5th grade or On Level. No real middle ground.

All the girls are obsessed with volleyball. All the guys are obsessed with being little shits.
You go to T/E Middle School? Have fun being babied for four years and then suddenly getting hit in the face with an insane workload, causing you to become depressed and start doing drugs.
by ADBS69 November 6, 2020
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Canajoharie Middle School

Puberty galore. It is another place where kids dream’s go to die as well as faith in humanity. The sixth graders look like Christmas elves on crack, the seventh graders are all weebs and furries, and the eighth graders think every teacher is hot. And yes, the teachers like to “lose” assignments

so they can get their grubby hands on you. Little warning: don’t go into the STEM room alone. He will be there for you…
We should really enroll our kids into Canajoharie Middle School.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
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Farquhar Middle School

A school in the middle of nowhere, in which the teachers are either funny, gay, or pedofiles... OH! and theirs tards like Mr. Whiteford, Mrs. Hanlon,Mr. Dworin, Mr. Eyes, Mr. Collins, and Ms. Gahagen. I find it funny how half the school id smokin weed makin out or acting like sluts and no one really cares...
Farquhar Middle School is... well theres really nothin to say but its pretty wierd
by 8th grader of 2011 April 17, 2011
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Brambleton Middle School

A rich, snobby, white kid school where only 10% of the kids are actually white. Each grade is progressively worse and each comes with its own mental illness. The 6th graders are convinced that there cool, but all have an abnormal fear of both the bell and the 8th graders. They wander around with enough Starbucks to last at least 3 years and would never even attempt going to school without their daily 8 cups of coffee. The 7th graders are extremely loud and obnoxious, always trying to make everyone else jealous and convinced that the other grades care about the different "dramas" going on in their grade. They have decided that they are the most popular kids in school and thus try and act like they are leading everyone else to just be embarrassed for them. The 8th graders have given up, both on themselves and everyone else, and no longer do any sort of work in class. PBL learning means teachers don't have to teach, so it's not like anyone is learning anyway. The history teachers throw stuff around, and the English teachers have given up trying to get students to understand that plagiarism is bad. The school has only been open for a couple of years and has already been a complete failure, the kids have all given up, and the teachers all wish they didn't have to work here.
The bathrooms at my school smell like failure and vape.

Oh, you must go to Brambleton Middle School.
by respecthedripkaren October 29, 2019
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willoughby middle school

That one school that your friend goes to.
by nOt_PoRkEr October 17, 2019
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Stafford Middle School

A school where dumbasses roam for attention, and everyone tries too hard. The school where you don't have a FUCKING clue what they're doing with their edges. This school makes people depressed.
Did you see Ava? She's from Stafford middle school.
by Roachella September 2, 2019
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