Kyle

Some kid that lost his virginity to his sister and ripped the fucking condom and is a pretzel murderer who finds joy in playing video games and shooting men in the penis. Don't let him drive you anywhere because you will not make it to your destination and still be able to breathe

God did you hear how kyle lost his v-card to his sister

by lem342869 February 9, 2017

kyle moore

kyle is the nicest kid you'll ever meet he's a god at basketball and track and fortnite but he sometimes questions on weather or he is capable of doing what ever hes doing but everyone believes in him and when he walking into coach lopez's class everyone claps for kyle he the best friend you could ever ask for

Noah: they should add Kyle moore to urban dictionary

Haegen: I agree kyle is the best person ever
Jake: lets keep clapping for kyle

by someone who thinks haegens gay May 2, 2019

slippery Kyle

When you nut in your girlfriend's butthole, then coat your penis in jizz and use it that as lube when you switch holes

Whoa dude, you really pulled a slippery Kyle on that girl, huh?

by Ballah_Rotney69 September 22, 2020

selena kyle

The "Selena Kyle" or "Catwoman" is a take on the classic Superman. While having sex with a woman you pull out and cum on her back. Then instead of grabbing a towel and tossing it on her back like a cape you grab a cat (preferably one you don't own) flip it on its back and rub the cat all over her back so the cat's loose fur gets stuck to the girl's back in the semen. Added benefit if the girl attempts to attack you after the fact toss the cat at her grab your pants and run.

Kyle: Hey i heard Cheryl is really mad at you man
Joseph: yeah i gave her the Selena Kyle last night and it took her hours to peel all the fur off her back

by jeremy has no brain July 30, 2017

kyle chenevert

A boy with a smokin hot body and a nice truck a lot of people look up to him

Truck slut :wow I would totally fuck kyle chenevert to ride in his truck

by Shit poke October 19, 2015

Kyle NG

The word you use when someone is a pervert, racist, sexist and a pedophile.

I’m Kyle Ng for children

by su3up March 1, 2022

kyle johnson

one of the best youtubers to ever exist, the nicest smile ever, and the sweetest sweetheart.

do you know kyle johnson?
oh yeah, he's the best youtuber.

by benitezluvr April 13, 2021