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Johnny

Very cool can get all the girls and if you lose him you'll regret it he has a very big dick and gets very horny and can kiss and fucl real well.He is very competitive very strong and very athletic he can also lift your spirits up and is a very good dancer and singer.He is very romantic and is very talented.
Oh i wish i was dating Johnny but im afraid im out of his league.
by Jouyv December 26, 2018
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Johnny Moylan

He eats potato's, he likes girls and they both run away from him, his balls are generally large and explode if you touch them.
Johnny Moylan, in song "I can put my balls in your jaws your jaws, balls in your jaws, can iieee, can iieeeee"

esshay, ima shank ya booo

Johnny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my balls exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by lol man 69696969696969696969 December 7, 2021
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Johnny Koller

yeah basically i know Johnny Koller"
by Aaron Markell May 16, 2023
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Johnny

Johnny is a very amazing guy with amazing personality. If you have a Johnny in your life you're very very lucky. He is very kind and helpful. When your sad he will be there for you always. If you're a girl dating Johnny you're very lucky. He would give you chocolates when you're in the mood for them! I'm very grateful to have a Johnny in my life as well.
Johnny: You want some chocolates?!
Girl/Boy: YES YES!
by 69$$$$$$$mon3y November 23, 2021
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Gay Johnny

The most gay person in the world, next to cage gay. Puts wieners in his butt
by Cage gay February 10, 2020
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Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics
I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.
by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021
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Johnny Whitetail

The art of lying to someone about receiving a call from your insurance company to get off the phone with them
by Highrail Brian May 22, 2021
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