Ice climbing

Marrying someone for their methamphetamine or diamonds.

She's just ice climbing. If he didn't have the meth hook up, she wouldn't be interested in him.

by aztecus March 13, 2011

ice squirrel

A large wilabeast looking john Jorgenson acting hillbilly country slut with and abnormally large sphinkter with a sex drive the size of a blue whale regularly spotted in small towns such as weyauwega wi

Damn Darrel would u just look at the set of swamppers on that knarly ice squirrel

by Wildbillyhank May 20, 2018

poop ice

A descriptive word used when you want to describe someone who is a bad ass, or an extreme sexy beast.

"I'm so jelly right now, Christina is a total poop ice!"

by Mrs. Poop Ice April 11, 2014

Fresh Ice

When a girl has freshly shaved her pubic hair, making it smooth; just like when a zamboni goes over an ice rink making it into fresh ice.

Girl- I need to fresh ice! Its been 3 weeks.
Boy- Ewww, I fresh iced yesterday.

by Erks Mail December 2, 2010

Ice Kraut

A person of Scandinavian descent. Referring mainly to those who cooperated or whose ancestors cooperated with the Nazi occupation forces during World War II. Also known for having the happiest peoples on earth, and functioning health care.

Those damn Ice Krauts across the street keep bringing some nasty fish back from the market. They're stinking up the whole fucking neighborhood!

by Lars Tiersonn December 1, 2009

dumb as ice

An Individual who is as unintelligent as a bag or block of ice. Someone who says or does an action in which they look stupid and don't comprehend what they did like there brain is frozen like a bag of ice hence the term.

Nicole tries to say that 5+5 = 13 in which one should reply

"Nicole you is dumb as ice"

by Warlxrd October 13, 2017

colorful ice

(n.) a slang term to mean colored diamonds worn around the neck and wrist which are growing in popularity among the wealthy black community.

"It's a beatiful life because I have my colorful ice."

by Colorful-Ice May 25, 2004