ball raiding

v: The act of an individual fondling another individual's testicles while they are asleep. Extreme's might even be taken to ensure maximum humiliation, i.e. placing a post-it not on the raidee saying "You have been raided."

n: Ball raider-one who raids balls.

Jorgen: I gave Erik a good ball raiding last night.

Rutherford: No way!

Jorgen: Totally did! He awoke with a start and cupped his junk!

Rutherford: Shit!

by Aaron Johanson November 13, 2008

closed balls

when a man decides to cover or "close" his balls for hiding or
sheltering purposes. Making his balls look derformed and somewhat castrated.

My friend Paul has continual closed balls, stoping him from doing daily activities such as playing soccer.

by Mr.Herbert May 13, 2006

Freezin Balls

When one is so cold, that it feels as if their balls are freezing into an ice like state.

Cor blimey Chris, this weather is freezin balls material.

I'm absolutely freezin balls now that I can't pay my central heating bills.

by Seharvey December 10, 2011

bare balls

to do anything, while literally having bare balls. as in, not wearing pants or boxers or anything.

"were going to go bare balls in the hot tub"

by ananine mouse February 18, 2008

ball buttering

When male white collar professionals excessively stroke each other's egos.

Dave gets so much ball buttering at work that it's difficult for him to realize he's just a normal guy at home.

by Ebeau August 20, 2017

Ball Sample

When some one sneaks up behind you reaches their hand under your ass and tickels your nuts with two fingers

Damn he just gave me another Ball Sample

by Big Boy Balls September 27, 2010

Wiener Balls

Describes something that is absolutely amazing or wonderful and brings loads of joy.

“Hey have you heard the new Travis Scott album?”
“Yeah it was the god damn wiener balls!”

by stupidgoofybastard October 16, 2020