duller than a dildo

A simile used to describe the sharpness of a knife or cutting tool by comparing it to the sharpness of a sex toy.

Did you sharpen this knife with the rubber? It's duller than a dildo!

by 15thtexas1 September 11, 2023

Smarter than a corn pickin' hen

just a simple way to say someone's smart.

"that girl's smarter than a corn pickin' hen!"

by SwagMastertheeternal September 14, 2023

hotter than satans cooter

when it’s hot somewhere

omg it’s hotter than satans cooter in here

by anonymous September 23, 2023

I love you more than mostest

When you love someone more than they love you, even after they said they love you the ‘mostest’.
In most cases ‘mostest’ can’t be beaten, but this word becomes the exception.

😘

Joel: Love you
Christie: Love you more
Joel: Love you most
Christie: Love you more than most
Joel: Love you mostest

Christie: I love you more than mostest

and furthermore can prove this, as now it’s listed in the dictionary 😝

by Iridescent1 September 27, 2023

sicker than a pimp

very sick or really unwell and contagious

Jerry: “wow you look awful! need a hug?”
Jojo: “you might wanna back up Jerry, i’m sicker than a pimp!”
Jerry: “oh my god! pimps are pretty sick! bye Jojo see you in a month!”

by momma chulo December 3, 2021

briseis slept better than jaden

briseis will always sleep better than jaden because she’s just like that .

briseis slept better than jaden

by briseis slept better than jade April 25, 2022

Dumber than a box of rocks

Extremely dumb.

My friend has a few goldfish. They're dumber than a box of rocks, she says as they NEVER stop eating!

by Caramelcoatedrabbit19 May 12, 2022