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Flatter than a desktop

Amelia is flatter than a desktop
by Poopy booty June 16, 2022
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not a soul person is allowed to love anything more than me

“ not a soul person is allowed to love anything more than me”

“omg bro nevaeh is over there! be quiet!!”
by atotallyrandomperson420 June 18, 2022
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your dick is bigger than mine

means you have small balls or have no balls for anything
person2: talk some sense into (person1).
person1: get off my dick!
person2: yeah, your dick is bigger than mine
by marleyk1ng June 19, 2022
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CUJO IS BETTER THAN SPONKER

Cujo plays with woman and sponker dont.
so i was tellING My friend how CUJO IS BETTER THAN SPONKER.
by ZGM2 June 27, 2022
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balder than balls

i sas for itself
by billythy October 28, 2022
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straighter than a ruler

Someone who likes the opposite gender only and usually very strongly.
“Heh Becca, did you hear about that new kid named Noah?”
“Yeah, he’s straighter than a ruler.”
by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022
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Better than it wasn't

A lot better, because it wasn't any good before.
Once the ear wax was removed, her hearing was better than it wasn't
by Lance-a-clodd December 1, 2022
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