Flatter than a desktop

Amelia.

Amelia is flatter than a desktop

by Poopy booty June 16, 2022

not a soul person is allowed to love anything more than me

i hate nevaeh

“ not a soul person is allowed to love anything more than me”

“omg bro nevaeh is over there! be quiet!!”

by atotallyrandomperson420 June 18, 2022

your dick is bigger than mine

means you have small balls or have no balls for anything

person2: talk some sense into (person1).
person1: get off my dick!
person2: yeah, your dick is bigger than mine

by marleyk1ng June 19, 2022

CUJO IS BETTER THAN SPONKER

Cujo plays with woman and sponker dont.

so i was tellING My friend how CUJO IS BETTER THAN SPONKER.

by ZGM2 June 27, 2022

balder than balls

i sas for itself

you are balder than balls

by billythy October 28, 2022

straighter than a ruler

Someone who likes the opposite gender only and usually very strongly.

“Heh Becca, did you hear about that new kid named Noah?”
“Yeah, he’s straighter than a ruler.”

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

Better than it wasn't

A lot better, because it wasn't any good before.

Once the ear wax was removed, her hearing was better than it wasn't

by Lance-a-clodd December 1, 2022