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cantaloupe smuggler

Term used to define a well endowed woman clad in a tight fitting shirt, blouse or dress and obviously concealing beneath an ample set of mammary glands. Coined and used by undercover narcotics officers (tongue in cheek) during attempts to identify actual drug smugglers in the sea of humanity characteristic of large airports. Also useful in the common vernacular, especially in mixed company to surreptitiously describe a large breasted woman.
Joe, I'm not positive, but she appears to be a cantaloupe smuggler.
by Clifford Skridlow October 9, 2016
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dong smuggler

A phrase referring to someone who shoots down ideas, poops on parties, or otherwise ruins a perfectly good conversation.
"Why, I quite enjoy this here chocolate bar that I have recently purchased!"

"That chocolate was probably made by slaves."

"Don't be a dong smuggler, Billy."
by Elton Dong August 28, 2016
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bomb smuggler

A girl with *much* larger breasts than anyone realizes because she always wears loose-fitting clothes
I hooked up with Gwen last night...turns out she's a bomb smuggler!
by FanDeBerg September 1, 2016
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toe smuggler

This is the name given to a certain species who are able to smuggle drugs via the toe area. This done by wrapping a plaster around the toe which is able to hide the narcotics.
My names joe and I'm a toe smuggler.
by Toesmugglingfanboy March 17, 2017
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pung smuggler

A Pung smuggler is someone who is not just from this world but from all realities at once. A spiritual entity.
Yo that Bong hit has made me a Pung smuggler
by Unholy_minds October 12, 2017
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beer smuggle

it when you smuggle beer up your anoos
during the native tribe war the used the "beer smuggle" to get there drank on
by Prison Wallet October 15, 2017
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Dung smuggler

/dəNG sməɡ(ə)lər/
Noun
A person who traffics animal or human shit from one place to another for gain, profit and or erotic pleasure. This practice is primarily done by law enforcement agencies seeking dna and scientists who smuggle exotic animal poop for study. The act of extracting the facial matter is done by anal penetration without whipping afterwards. This extraction process is also commonly done in liberal coffee houses and at George Clooney's house during political parties.
John has so much anal sex he would make a ton of cash as a dung smuggler
by Nunogonewild June 16, 2018
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