Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!
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Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
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Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014
Get the Shart Shoppingmug. A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....
B: Wow, how much did you buy?
A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.
B: Wow, how much did you buy?
A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.
by Doro's Mama January 21, 2016
Get the Windows-shoppingmug. by VinoDaddy April 16, 2022
Get the Dirty Shoppingmug. Definition:
Nocturnal Shopping is The act of spending money while wide awake at night—usually during episodes of insomnia—when you should be sleeping, journaling, or praying. Often accompanied by deep regret and Amazon, Walmart, or Macy's email confirmations. (The behavior of browsing or purchasing items online in the late-night or early-morning hours instead of resting, commonly justified as harmless but often leads to unexpected credit card charges and impulsive buys.)
Nocturnal Shopping is The act of spending money while wide awake at night—usually during episodes of insomnia—when you should be sleeping, journaling, or praying. Often accompanied by deep regret and Amazon, Walmart, or Macy's email confirmations. (The behavior of browsing or purchasing items online in the late-night or early-morning hours instead of resting, commonly justified as harmless but often leads to unexpected credit card charges and impulsive buys.)
J said to her accountant,"I could’ve saved hundreds of dollars if I had just gone to sleep instead of nocturnal shopping™.” (Jamera and Art) JamArt Taking the Step Out
by JamArt ~Taking The Step Out July 22, 2025
Get the Nocturnal Shopping™mug. by user366764656787674 April 6, 2025
Get the all over the chip shopmug. by TheRealJohnnyJohnny March 2, 2019
Get the Johnny Johnny cupcake shopmug. Bopping Da Shop is when you pull up at your local grocery store, run to the counter, and steal all the money from the register and then run away.
Person 1: "Hey did you see that a few hooligans were bopping da shop?"
Person 2: "Yeah it was crazy, I was there.
Person 2: "Yeah it was crazy, I was there.
by rosheedmaster1 July 8, 2019
Get the Bopping Da Shopmug.