Shopping Cart Theory

An everyday test over morality and responsibilty over the simple task of returning a shopping cart after unloading groceries. You aren't forced by the law to return it, you won't get any punishment for not returning it, you won't get rewarded for doing it, it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to return it, but it is the right thing to do and it organises the parking lot and makes it easier for the next people to use the shopping cart. Most people should be able to return it unless they are in a hurry. Ultimately, it's a test to see if people can do the right thing without being forced or rewarded.

"You're just gonna leave that cart there?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"

by ItsRonny January 7, 2025

shopping trance

When a woman gets so enamored with sales and shopping, she'll block out everything else unless she's snapped out of it.

Man: Honey, we gotta go, my cousin's baby's due.

Woman: Hold on! There's a bargain at Sears!

Man: ...Damn shopping trance...

by NewbDeffy August 27, 2017

onwine shopping

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VERB

1. the act of a person who shops online while under the influence of wine
2. the act of a person who purchases unnecessary online while under the influence of wine

Darren: Mum, why did you buy six ceramic octopus shaped mugs?
Mum: It seemed like a fine idea. I must have been onwine shopping.

by darrenxix May 2, 2018

Window shopping

The act of looking at a red 335i and hyping up a group then not buying it. Could also add in a 5th gen Camaro SS. Window shoppers also usually consider in taking all of their downpayment and flex it on their instagram story but cant pay their bets on top of that

You see that kid he's been window shopping for the longest got a whole gc excited on his new “car”

by n54 drew May 20, 2022

relationship shop

This is when a person is trying to pick who the person wants to be in a relationship with

Carly: so who would u choose. Ann:i dont know. i hate being in a fucking relationship shop

by anonymous April 10, 2021

pajama shopping

Stress food shopping. When you go into the grocery store intending to buy wholesome foods like fresh vegetables, soup stock and yogurt, but you come to the register with nothing but comfort foods like pop-tarts, ice cream, and heavily sweetened cereal and soda pop. You might as well have gone to the store in your pajamas, hence, pajama shopping.

I was so disappointed in the Game of Thrones finale I found myself pajama shopping for pretzel cones and two boxes of bourbon truffle ice cream.

by Laughter On Water April 16, 2020

Tem shop

Tem Shop is a Shop in the Temmie village in the popular video game "Undertale" . the Tem shop is hold by tem , who is mostly known for it's cuteness . tem also sell and armor called "Tem armor" and is pretty strong in the game , but very expensive . you can also pay tem to go to college , if so , he will thank you and will learn to sell better items . tem also write with many errors , making him cute

Hoi ! Welcom to da tem shop !

by TheAtomicKitty December 27, 2016